YeeHaw to the Hoes

A purposeful typo is not the point. I can entertain myself with a garden hose for hours. No pool? Just get your kids a hose.

Fake it til you Naked

The people who are gluten free without actually having celiacs disease are really missing out on the joys of life. Your call, live your life, just remember you can’t fake a sandwich.

Are Book Clubs a Good Idea?

I don’t remember signing up for this, allegedly I did…

Bub Tubbin’

Just a couple bubs we are. Enjoy what is left of your summer. We’re on summer vacation for the rest of our lives, but you do you boo.

I Sat I didn’t Shat

Here we have some low brow humor for some of our original followers. Poop jokes, really? Yes, but we are conscious of the question.

Must Love Dogs

My Dog Has Fleas is how you tune your ukulele.

My Hamstrings are Tight!

I wrote this song that’s just a loop of me saying MY HAMSTRINGS MY HAMSTRINGS, maybe I’ll share it someday.

An Old Reference

A great way to answer the question “what is your favorite book!”

Carrots Ain’t The New Hot Dogs!

Dogs out, rabbits in. Google’s communist vegetarian agenda is coming to destroy your pleasure. Don’t believe me? Google is a major donor to the Culinary Institute. They force them to have more vegetarian cooking classes, so who is really paying for that carrot, mister? Your data!

Lightning Fried Bacon

Unfortunately this is how I was hospitalized at age 13, but I think it gave me some creative powers.

Nice Cubes

Your can’t make comments about people’s bodies anymore is what I’m hearing.

Swim caps are tight!!! Very stylish dome piece.

Was impressed by the playboy lifetime membership for 150$ and am considering it, still considering it.

Yeezy for Preezy?

Kanye never ceases to amaze…

Gotta Go Green TIL you Blow Chunks

This idea came out of a recent brainstorm on eco minded products. If your eco think tank is hiring, I’m available.

Girls Who Worry About Your Job

Y tho baby? My job is shaping this hard body.

I’m a Slug Daddy… Come to Papa.

Sometimes, when I’m a slug, I bathe in the finest sea salt I can find.

We almost did this once…

But instead we lit a frog on fire. Happy 4th.

Happy July Turd

I took her back and made her dessert.

Bad is Good?

Urban Dictionary, what a resource, but their brand imaging is so terrible…

Frisbee Milk

That’s an erg dude. This comic was inspired by my dog drinking water from the frisbee.